Cottilion So like, a bazillion years ago

Does anybody here still go to middle school? If you do, do you go to this torturous thing called cottilion? If you don't know what it is it's this thing where all of the girlz and boyz have to learn lame ballroom dancing stuff. They also teach the creepiest mannerz or watever for dinners and parties. Usually the teachers are pretty lame and kind of creep me out, but thats just their job.

So, anyways, the mannners they teach or bore us with and try to teach us are pretty like, a 100 years ago or something, which is a little to outdated for me. They said that if you go to a barbeque, you have to bring your own plate, and yes i am talking about the round thing you eat food out of! It would be kinda wierd if you came to someone's front porch holding a plate. You might not get invited to many more partyz.

They also teach dudes how to make dates really akward. I'm not really going to go into alot of detail, but pretty much if you follow those rules your girlfriend will probably dump, and then tweet about it on twitter. Lastly, their party manners are really outdated! Many parties now days are like, more than the opposite of what they teach you in cottilion. Mainly because they contain a little ahlcohol! LOL:) comment if u suffer cottilion 2!